Joke of the Week

Hello readers, it's a brand new week. To start it on a lighter mood, I have decided to post this joke sent in by one of the readers:
It was a very memorable Friday in Maitama, Abuja when a group of persons gathered for a meeting had a row on account of deciding WHO IS THE FUNNIEST amongst the following:
1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a
taxi.....
2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a
spanner to open a
bank account.
3.YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler
just to know
how long he slept
4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved

at the news reader.

5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient
simply because she forgot to give him sleeping
pills....
6. AN IGALA man who
lowered his TV volume because he wanted to
read a text message..
9. AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to
take a passport photo.
10. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to
check
if the mango was ripe enough then came down
and started
stoning it.....
11. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta
because he thought sprite was unripe
11.A GWARI man who saw something that
looked like shit, touched n tasted n said
"Hmmm" na shit ooo!!!
Thank God I no match am....
12.AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the
refrigerator
because he wanted to listen to Cool FM...
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